This here rodeo ain't your momma's backyard barbecue. This is the real deal, with refined fellas wearin' their best apparel. They're struttin' around like they own the place, lookin' like somethin' outta a magazine. You got your footwear shined up to a gleam, your straps bucklin' and bouncin', and your headgear tipped just right. It's a whole lotta